*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
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| Cutest thing ever: | When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever |
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Close your eyes just before the crash
i did this like 10 times and it felt so relaxing lol
why is it so relaxing?
Cause you feel dead for a moment
Watching this feels so nice.
reblog everytime
is it weird that i see the light right before the crash happens but its only a picture
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i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
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today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
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